Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You don't make any sense
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