I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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