Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize