Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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