ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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