wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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