I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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