summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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