i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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