Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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