If that was your dad, he is hot
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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