she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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