normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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