i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I yelled at your uterus for you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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