Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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