so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We talked him into tasing himself.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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