now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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