About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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