scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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