Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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