I think I am morally bankrupt
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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