belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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