ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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