so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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