Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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