Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
