there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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