She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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