i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
wow bdsm is so cute
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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