I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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