Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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