I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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