yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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