doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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