His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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