There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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