You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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