MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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