Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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