I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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