Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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