So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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