I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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