At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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