I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he thought i was a dude.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well I just put wine in my tea
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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