it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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