Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
please come you make the beer taste better
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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