i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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