He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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