i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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