i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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