she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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